The Kingdom of Womble 8550 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.967 billion Womble 8550ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The strong Womble 8550ian economy, worth 206 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 25,961 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,322 per year while the poor average 1,627, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8550's national animal is the cow.

Womble 8550 is ranked 235,737^th in the world and 9,788^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.